Tonight I went to "Gold in Tex" for some fries
and a coke... And unlike Texas, they have squater toilets. Yes,
you squat over the porcelain basin sunken into the floor. When I
went to flush and pick up my purse and camera. . . SWOOSH!
Something fell into the toilet and was swooshed away by the
flushing current! My heart stopped as I grabbed for my breast
pocket. This couldn't be- My cell phone had been flushed! And
when the water settled- NOTHING! Gone! I flushed my bloody cell
phone down the toilet!
So, you are wondering - did I go in after it?
Well, I tried. And now you will all be in on how I soon become
the first human to contract "Hand and Mouth" disease. I walked
out of there in a daze. My friend Baden lost his cell phone
after having it 24 hours, during a blurry night out. This tops
the hell out of his story. Yep, always got to be one up on
everyone else, don't I?
But then later, something good happened. I
was sitting at an outdoor cafe with 4 South African friends,
when some Taiwanese men came up and started talking wildly to
us. Then I realized that they were accompanied by TV cameras and
a mob of people. They told us that they are famous Chinese
singers. Oh, yeah. . . thought I recognized you. . . so, then
they joked with us and we made them get up on a table and sing.
So, this Sunday, 7pm, yours truly will be on ChinaTV. Now I just
have to figure out which station, out of my 107, is ChinaTV…
And I wonder why I have problems teaching
"conditionals" to the kids. You have to determine if something
is likely or unlikely to happen and change the verb accordingly.
How would you catagorize "If I flushed my cell phone down the
toilet…" Likely, or unlikely?
That's at least until I figure out why I am
not supposed to flush toilet paper if the toilets can handle
cell phones. |